A Message to my Brother

My brother is due a PSA test, but is being tardy about it. 

So I sent him a message:

The things they don't tell you:

Having a tube shoved up the old fella is uncomfortable and it leaks, so you have permanently wet clothing

After a while the willy becomes almost an innie rather than an outtie. That means even when you do start peeing on the loo for yourself it just dribbles out and trickles down your cods.

Even the most comfortable nappies are uncomfortable. They chafe between the legs.

I'm feeling better, but I can feel the stomach muscles starting to bind again.

Let's see if that does the trick