My Brother is OK

I had a message from my brother today, his PSA levels are good.

A Message from My Brother

He had his PSA test today.

A Message to my Brother

My brother is due a PSA test, but is being tardy about it. 

So I sent him a message:

The things they don't tell you:

Having a tube shoved up the old fella is uncomfortable and it leaks, so you have permanently wet clothing

After a while the willy becomes almost an innie rather than an outtie. That means even when you do start peeing on the loo for yourself it just dribbles out and trickles down your cods.

Even the most comfortable nappies are uncomfortable. They chafe between the legs.

I'm feeling better, but I can feel the stomach muscles starting to bind again.

Let's see if that does the trick 

And now it's two

Bad news. Ive just received a message from a really good friend in Australia that she's been diagnosed with breast cancer. She's having an operation to remove the tumours in 2 days time. It feels a bit bleak, but she's a bloody chirpy and positive person, and I'll have someone to talk to who is going through similar thoughts.